Horrifying News Story

Malta, LNN - Antonia the ant succumbed to her injuries today after being gassed with InsectAway (R) while wandering around in a house. Antonia was found face up around a week ago in the home of Mr Joseph Borg, who claims to know nothing about this horrifying murder. "I was just gone to the shops, when I came back I found this brutal murder had taken place. I would never harm such an innocent creature. And anyway, why should I hurt it? It just an innocent cute little thing".

The Location where Antonia was found

Antonia was rescued by the Foundation for Understanding Special Statuses (FUSS), who immediately posted pictures of the horrifying incident on VisageTome. "This way people can have something to whine about if their lives aren't depressing enough, or they're tired of the divorce debate and aftermath". From then on, Antonia became a paragon of survival and a mascot for animal cruelty, in fact her body will be placed in a special room in the Museum of Caring, where an exhibition detailing her life and death will be presented by Mister N. Obody. 

Immediately after her death, crowds blocked the streets to the capital city, throwing rocks and chanting slogans. "What sort of society would allow this sort of thing?" said protestor Michael Ellis, "I don't care about the people dying of hunger, just make sure that innocent creatures like these are protected".

The "Lets Remember Antonia" fund has also reached a new high. Experts say that the money collected could give clean water to a number of 3rd world children, but instead it will be used to "Find that hooligan who did this, then we'll strap him down and gas him to death".

Readers are reminded that if they want to help out, these majestic creatures are always available for adoption, but it takes less effort to post links in Social Networking sites then it is to get one's hands dirty.

In related news, stocks for Insect Away (R) took a dive after a can....