Case A:
Be a winner!
In order to celebrate [ocassion], [companyName] is offering free [product or service] to a lucky winner! If you want your chance at winning, like the [companyName] page on facebook so that we will be able to spam the crap out of you, then send a [catchy slogan/picture of yourself with your mate/picture of yourself doing Action] for a chance to win the [product or service]. Since this competition will be based on the amount of votes you get, and not on merit, originality or other useful metrics, be sure to spam the living crap out of your friends' pages too !
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Case B:
"Hey! Vote for my [catchy slogan/picture of yourself with your mate/picture of yourself doing Action] on this page. You'll have to like [company] first, so they can spam the crap out of things and get free advertising! Make sure you vote for me, because this competition is simply a cheap way of getting free information out to potential customers!"
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How many of you are tired of seeing these things? So I'll just say it so you won't have to.
The Llama
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